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Marculus

Fri Jul 02 2010, 11:21AM

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Some people follow their dreams, others hunt them down and beat them mercilessly into submission.

Hum

Mon Jul 05 2010, 10:26PM

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hahaha. My wife is a "twi-hard" as she calls it. I was bored yesterday, so I got her to explain the premise behind the series. She got mad at me for laughing so much. I mean really, vegetarian vampires? Yet they still kill animals? Really?

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Marculus

Tue Jul 06 2010, 10:24AM

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So do you call them "Veggie-vamps"?

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Chaka

Tue Jul 13 2010, 01:00PM

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For reals? Vegetarian vampires!? LAWLS. Now I have more ammo for taunting my wife. I'll throw that tastey morsel into my taunt rotation. Some of my better taunts include me skipping around acting like i have sparkles and saying "blah blah uh've colmb tool suck yer bluhd!" and then pretending i turn into a bat and fly away.

When was informed that they don's suck blood my response was, "so what? they're more like The Count on Seseme Stree? Vun apple! Tool. Tool apple ahhh ahhhh ahhh"

Arterius

Wed Jul 14 2010, 11:26AM

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As my wife explained... they're not actual vegetarians, but simply using the analogy of Vegetarian/Vegan: vegetarians still eat meat products, but only certain kinds; whereas vegans eat no animal based products. So the idea is that these vampires only eat animals, not humans.

I think it's all a crock, personally. Something to make the idea of vampires palatable to more than just emo chicks.

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Hum

Wed Jul 14 2010, 12:41PM

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Just wait until you hear what supposedly happens in the next movie. From what I understand, the vampire dude and the normal chick have a baby. But the werewolf dude "marks" her baby so that it will one day be his bride.

Or something like that. I couldn't stop laughing, so my wife got mad and stopped explaining it to me.

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Anthas

Thu Jul 15 2010, 11:55PM

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In response to you guys' wives talking about t this stuff. Ha..haha...hahahaha....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. hah... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...haha...ha. I'm done...but whew...

You know what I love about Twilight? Basically, the creator has given wimmens the choice of being a furry or emo. DUN DUN DUNNN! THE PLOT THICKENS!

I think this best sums things up:
Clicky Clicky Clicky

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